Jenny, Computer waitress.

Jenny emulates a resturant waitress.

Jenny has almost no intelligence whatsoever, only tricks like string substitution and canned responses based on keywords. On the menu:

This javascript version of ELIZA was originally written by Michal Wallace and significantly enhanced by George Dunlop. Ellen made her a waitress!

Note: Jenny is dumb! This is common knowledge. Please don't write to me telling me she's dumb, or how to fix it. If you don't like the way she works, you can change the code yourself. Just view source on this page to see the javascript, and save it to your hard drive. Then do a search for javascript documenation, and you should be able to make Jenny act any way you want. :)

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